Say what???

Renee Zelwegger & Kenny Chesney have tied the knot
(again thanks to E! for their extreme investigative journalism)
My immediate response: Yuck. Kenny Chesney is the opposite of everything I find attractive. B/c he wears a cowboy hat and tight pants. I'm stereotyping- I don't even know which one he is (of the country singers) and I've never seen his pants. But I know he's probably balding underneath that Texas sombrero he's sporting in the thumbnail photo. They usually are.
Did anyone even know they were together? Isn't it her duty as a celebrity to tell us who she's dating? Or at least let us take pictures of the two of them while they act annoyed?
Doesn't this post go against everything I was complaining about earlier today? I can't help it- frankly, I'm shocked. And a little disappointed in Renee. How does one go from Jack White to Kenny Chesney??? It blows my mind, honestly.
R.